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| Oh Oh Thank God men can't get pregnant! |
| 05.31.04 (4:33 pm) [edit] |
Yes thank the lord for that . . otherwise I might just hate my role here a little bit more than I already do. Who the hell reads this shit anyway? Can I curse.... I assume so. Does that mean I should put up a disclaimer.
Anyway I should be working on my novel like any good little want to be writer but instead I was determined to update my blog to tell no one that I am not pregnant. Which wasn't really much of a concern being that I am a guy- and as the subject header points out it's biologically impossible for guys to become pregnant.
Huzzah!
JC
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| God will only return when He/She needs Cash. |
| 05.28.04 (4:27 pm) [edit] |
Three bits real quick and then off you go to actually live a life that is fun and quirky.
1. The band Melt Banana is a band best to avoid after drinking far too much alcohol.
2. Skating is something to be done by professionals only, amateurs should avoid attempting anything beyond standing on the board.
3. Yes God will only return to this earth when he/she runs out of the money he/she borrowed. The only problem is God is unaware of the fact that any of us actually worship him/her, instead he/she believes that we have barely moved on from our hunting and gathering and when he/she does return he/she will be ultimately suprised with what we have done - probably initiate the apocalypse and assure that he/she never makes such a mistake again.
"That Girl seperates her record collection between boys and girls- Or something to that extent."
(I love you Amelia Fletcher.)
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| oh me tailbone is hurtin.... |
| 05.08.04 (7:33 am) [edit] |
Last night I saw the Bouncing Souls again for the upteenth time or something like that. I never get sick of them, greatest live band ever.
They are always successful in making me feel young again. Well nonetheless I am in pain and I feel like whining somewhere about it cause nobody in my house wants to hear it. A crazy bastard of a child came flying out of the crowd with his one leg extended doing hardcore moves. Well one thing led to another and he collided with me I fell squarely on me tailbone. I was seeing stars all night and am still seeing stars (mind you they aren't stars you want to see- by the way it hurts to pee too. I think i should consider going to the ER... )
Free Arthur Lee.
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| Does anyone actually listen to the Offspring? |
| 05.06.04 (11:45 am) [edit] |
Well do they? I have never met anyone who has and I have met many in my day yet no one has ever admitted to or defended their love of the Offspring.
One quick sidenote;
Coffee from a french press is infintely superior to coffee made in any form. To quote Rimmer from Red Dwarf (Though this was referencing a sandwhich made with chili sauce) it's a "Kick to the bowels."
have fun
JC
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