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| Oh Oh Thank God men can't get pregnant! |
| 05.31.04 (4:33 pm) [edit] |
Yes thank the lord for that . . otherwise I might just hate my role here a little bit more than I already do. Who the hell reads this shit anyway? Can I curse.... I assume so. Does that mean I should put up a disclaimer.
Anyway I should be working on my novel like any good little want to be writer but instead I was determined to update my blog to tell no one that I am not pregnant. Which wasn't really much of a concern being that I am a guy- and as the subject header points out it's biologically impossible for guys to become pregnant.
Huzzah!
JC
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| God will only return when He/She needs Cash. |
| 05.28.04 (4:27 pm) [edit] |
Three bits real quick and then off you go to actually live a life that is fun and quirky.
1. The band Melt Banana is a band best to avoid after drinking far too much alcohol.
2. Skating is something to be done by professionals only, amateurs should avoid attempting anything beyond standing on the board.
3. Yes God will only return to this earth when he/she runs out of the money he/she borrowed. The only problem is God is unaware of the fact that any of us actually worship him/her, instead he/she believes that we have barely moved on from our hunting and gathering and when he/she does return he/she will be ultimately suprised with what we have done - probably initiate the apocalypse and assure that he/she never makes such a mistake again.
"That Girl seperates her record collection between boys and girls- Or something to that extent."
(I love you Amelia Fletcher.)
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| oh me tailbone is hurtin.... |
| 05.08.04 (7:33 am) [edit] |
Last night I saw the Bouncing Souls again for the upteenth time or something like that. I never get sick of them, greatest live band ever.
They are always successful in making me feel young again. Well nonetheless I am in pain and I feel like whining somewhere about it cause nobody in my house wants to hear it. A crazy bastard of a child came flying out of the crowd with his one leg extended doing hardcore moves. Well one thing led to another and he collided with me I fell squarely on me tailbone. I was seeing stars all night and am still seeing stars (mind you they aren't stars you want to see- by the way it hurts to pee too. I think i should consider going to the ER... )
Free Arthur Lee.
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| Does anyone actually listen to the Offspring? |
| 05.06.04 (11:45 am) [edit] |
Well do they? I have never met anyone who has and I have met many in my day yet no one has ever admitted to or defended their love of the Offspring.
One quick sidenote;
Coffee from a french press is infintely superior to coffee made in any form. To quote Rimmer from Red Dwarf (Though this was referencing a sandwhich made with chili sauce) it's a "Kick to the bowels."
have fun
JC
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| bloody 'ell no money means no beer |
| 04.29.04 (4:46 pm) [edit] |
That pretty much sums it up. I am sitting patiently in my one room debating whether to go for a bike ride or play video games while listening to Pavement. I have several essays to finish for my finals next week but the last thing I even want to worry about is homework. I need to know whether or not I got the full time position so that I can at least live a sort of life during the summer that will allow me to go out occassionally instead of what is happening now where i can't even afford gas so i sit alone in my computer room perusing the web for something that will strike my fancy. hence why i now have a blog regardless of the fact that i don't expect a readership. i don't actually want one beyond a few dedicated neophytes. people who will throw themsevles down on their feet chanting "JC!" over and over and over possibly giving me free beer and money as tribute so i can out and act out my part as an american and buy many useless things that do not have any real importance to my life but yet seem to make up the core of what i feel is me. it is funny it makes me wonder how those in lesser fortunate countries live do they sit around and ponder their existence or do they think soley about eating and sleeping and continuing the species which to me seems ever so unimportant as my days go by and i still sit in the same position without a goddamn clue as to what i am saying or what i am saying i like to just write what come to my mind you dig?
its blatantly obvious that i am just tired and bored and enjoying some music and i feel i should at least provide something tangiable for my time sitting here
HUZZAH!
may 12th i am going to play D&D again- i get to be a nerd woohoo!
luv ya all
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| How fast was I going? |
| 04.27.04 (9:56 pm) [edit] |
Today my car's speedometer went caput. I must say driving without one is a lot more fun then driving with one. You have to use all sorts of tricks to determine your speed - mostly you just guestimate. The main problem I think I'll have is the fact that my town is ONE big speed trap.
Of course I could go ahead and have it fixed but that would cost money . . . anyone willing to do it for free?
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| The frogs don't live here anymore. |
| 04.23.04 (5:40 pm) [edit] |
I've been feeling slightly antsy lately. Getting that edge to get involved before they wipe Chester County clear of all its charm. All those damn housing developments going up everywhere . . . all those upper-middle class people fleeing Delaware County and the surrounding region coming to this here "Ivory Tower" (A term a friend of a friend used to call this area- he's from W. Virginia- apparently it refers to the wealth of this area. It made him uncomfortable to be in an affluent suburb- heck it makes me uncomfortable and I'm from this area) driving the cost of living up and enacting the process of gentrification chasing us poor bastards out . . .
but where to start?
where to go?
I've never been good at actually doing anything- I talk a lot but I never quite go the extra mile to try and find some sort of solution- there has to be something that can be done otherwise in no time at all Chester County will be just like Delco -Sprawl and all.
OH THE HORROR.
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| 3 Things Real Quick |
| 04.17.04 (10:23 am) [edit] |
1. If someone offers you chundis don't accept it and don't for god's sake eat it. It's not worth knowing what it is either.
2. The best band you never heard of (probably) :Smart Went Crazy. If you ever stumble across there album Con Art you should buy it without doubt.
3. If the Flyers end up losing this series against the Devils I am going to be forced to find a new hockey team.... suggestions anyone?
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| So I'm quitting smoking |
| 04.08.04 (6:03 pm) [edit] |
Yes and I am on the patch which I might add grants me the bonus of very very vivid dreams at night.
-One example is two or three nights ago I was a cadet in the Soviet airforce where I fell in love with this fiery but misunderstood pilot. I remember asking my copilot who was Philadelphia Flyer Branko Radojevic (4th Line RW so if you aren't a flyers fan you probably wouldn't have a clue as to who he was.) "If she was real cause I had an idea that I was dreaming. It was kind of like Top Gun but more like Iron Eagle.
Anyway it had me thinking how sad I will be when I am finally done the program. I've been trying to convince others around me at work and school who are using the patch to wear it at night for the dream benefit but they think I am crazy.
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